Saturday 16 July 2011

sardar jokes

Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.


Two Sardars

 
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye? 

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye 




Sardar on Train Tack


1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya . 
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge! 

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai? 






Sardar Ji in Practical Exam


In bio practical: 
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? 
Sardar: I don't know. 
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name? 
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name 


Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,


Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:


1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man


2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits


3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also


4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.


5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)



Sardar 2 hotel manager


Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai ....
Managr: wht can i do? ..
Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai





Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia


Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai. 




ENGLISH JOKES

Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao

A girl phoned me

A girl phoned me
the other day and said ...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

Last nite i went 2 bed without u...cold,naked...

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u "lastnite"

Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours.....
toilet!


Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere


In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.




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