sardar jokes

Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Two Sardars

 
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye? 

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye 

Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya . 
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge! 

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai? 

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical: 
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? 
Sardar: I don't know. 
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name? 
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name 


Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:


1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man


2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits


3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also


4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.


5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Sardar 2 hotel manager


Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai ....
Managr: wht can i do? ..
Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai

Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia

Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia. Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho, Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai.